Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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