People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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