what if I'm pregnant?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.