I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.