doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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