She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?