she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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