You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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