I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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