David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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