can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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