do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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