yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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