I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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