Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I have demons in me.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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