I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Randomize
