So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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