Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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