Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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