Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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