PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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