Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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