Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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