idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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