If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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