My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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