So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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