it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
MIDGETS
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I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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