if you like me you must not know who I am
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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