Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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