I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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