i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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