so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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