Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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