Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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