brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
thus making me awesome and them whores
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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