yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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