That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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