Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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