just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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