She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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