i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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