I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize