Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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