I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I stole a fireplace last night.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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