You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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