Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
