dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You have to summon your inner elephant
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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