Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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