He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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