And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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