thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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