We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
