if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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