There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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