His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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