Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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