just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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