I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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