omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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